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1 . Your real name:
Sylvia

2 . Your Gangster Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Sylizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Cow

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Korsy

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Orange Bubble Tea

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Karol Denise

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Higgins

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Varuto

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Flora

Living is Understanding

A man falls into a hole and injures himself.
A Cartesian kneels down by the hole and says: "How irrational! You should have seen that hole!"
A spiritualist sees him and says: "You must have committed some sin."
A scientist calculates the depth of the hole.
A journalist interviews him on his troubles.
A yogi tells him: "This hole is only in your head, just like your pain."
A doctor throws him two prescriptions of aspirin.
A nurse sits on the side of the hole and cries with him.
A therapist tries to find a reason as to why his parents didn't prepare him for a fall into a hole.
An encouraging speaker tells him: "We can do anything we set our minds to."
An optimist tells him: "You quite possibly could have broken a leg."
A pessimist adds: "And your situation is still at risk of worsening."
Then a child passes by and holds out his arm to help the man out...



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Un homme tomba dans un trou et se fit très mal.
Un Cartésien se pencha et lui dit : Vous n’êtes pas rationnel, vous auriez dû voir ce trou.
Un Spiritualiste le vit et dit : Vous avez dû commettre quelque péché.
Un Scientifique calcula la profondeur du trou.
Un Journaliste l’interviewa sur ses douleurs.
Un Yogi lui dit : Ce trou est seulement dans ta tête, comme ta douleur.
Un Médecin lui lança deux comprimés d’aspirine.
Une Infirmière s’assit sur le bord et pleura avec lui.
Un Thérapeute l’incita à trouver les raisons pour lesquelles ses parents le preparèrent à tomber dans le trou.
Une Pratiquante de la pensée positive l’exhorta : Quand on veut, on peut!
Un Optimiste lui dit : Vous auriez pu vous casser une jambe.
Un Pessimiste ajouta : Et ça risque d’empirer.
Puis un enfant passa, et lui tendit la main...

Sorry if you don't speak French! I'll translate this later though. :S

!!!!!!!!!!

The huge earthquake that has devastated Sichuan on may 12th has killed at least 100,000 people and a lot of lost people
At a magnitude of 7.8 the ‘76 quake was enormous, causing widespread damage even in the Chinese capital, where dozens also died.

Here a link which you can donate with PayPal [link] it's a sure way ! So, if you would like to make a donation via PayPal, the Jet Li One Foundation is also a good choice: The funds collected is sent directly to China Red Cross.

We would appreciate greatly if you could donate to the China Red Cross [link] , or MercyCorps [link] if you prefer a western organization.

Some related news :

BBC: [link]
NBC: [link]
TimesOnline: [link]

Spreading this message from *Eternal-S

PS: If you don't want to donate, at least join the cause on Facebook or something.
I'll invite you if you can't find it!

IT'S FEATURE TIME WITH ONE OF THE TWO WINNERS OF MY 2k page view contest thing!

* 186 Deviations [link]
* 2 Scraps [link]
* 4,726 Deviation Comments
* 372 Deviant Comments
* 1 News Comment
* 8,669 Pageviews [link]

~Kioushan is an anime artist that incorporates a lot of her own style into her drawings. SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER THAN ME AT DRAWING. *ahem*

Here are some of my favourite stuffz by her in no specific order:
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My favourite things about Kiou's style:
• The eyes are really original.

• *cough* Shirtless guys *cough*

• The art is done by KIOU! COME ON! <3

• Great use of space.

• Proportions make sense.

• Hair is always awesome.

• Good at choosing colours.


PS: I fail at features.
T______T What else should I put here?
It's so...short... D: I'm sorry Kiou!