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Living is Understanding

A man falls into a hole and injures himself.
A Cartesian kneels down by the hole and says: "How irrational!  You should have seen that hole!"
A spiritualist sees him and says: "You must have committed some sin."
A scientist calculates the depth of the hole.
A journalist interviews him on his troubles.
A yogi tells him: "This hole is only in your head, just like your pain."
A doctor throws him two prescriptions of aspirin.
A nurse sits on the side of the hole and cries with him.
A therapist tries to find a reason as to why his parents didn't prepare him for a fall into a hole.
An encouraging speaker tells him: "We can do anything we set our minds to."
An optimist tells him: "You quite possibly could have broken a leg."
A pessimist adds: "And your situation is still at risk of worsening."
Then a child passes by and holds out his arm to help the man out...



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Un homme tomba dans un trou et se fit très mal.
Un Cartésien se pencha et lui dit : Vous n’êtes pas rationnel, vous auriez dû voir ce trou.
Un Spiritualiste le vit et dit : Vous avez dû commettre quelque péché.
Un Scientifique calcula la profondeur du trou.
Un Journaliste l’interviewa sur ses douleurs.
Un Yogi lui dit : Ce trou est seulement dans ta tête, comme ta douleur.
Un Médecin lui lança deux comprimés d’aspirine.
Une Infirmière s’assit sur le bord et pleura avec lui.
Un Thérapeute l’incita à trouver les raisons pour lesquelles ses parents le preparèrent à tomber dans le trou.
Une Pratiquante de la pensée positive l’exhorta : Quand on veut, on peut!
Un Optimiste lui dit : Vous auriez pu vous casser une jambe.
Un Pessimiste ajouta : Et ça risque d’empirer.
Puis un enfant passa, et lui tendit la main...

Sorry if you don't speak French!  I'll translate this later though.  :S  

!!!!!!!!!!

The huge earthquake that has devastated Sichuan on may 12th has killed at least 100,000 people and a lot of lost people
At a magnitude of 7.8 the ‘76 quake was enormous, causing widespread damage even in the Chinese capital, where dozens also died.

Here a link which you can donate with PayPal www.onefoundation.cn/html/en/b… it's a sure way ! So, if you would like to make a donation via PayPal, the Jet Li One Foundation is also a good choice: The funds collected is sent directly to China Red Cross.

We would appreciate greatly if you could donate to the China Red Cross www.chinalawblog.com/2008/05/c… , or MercyCorps www.mercycorps.org/ if you prefer a western organization.

Some related news :

BBC: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacif…
NBC: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24573168
TimesOnline: www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news…

Spreading this message from Eternal-S

PS: If you don't want to donate, at least join the cause on Facebook or something.
I'll invite you if you can't find it!

IT'S FEATURE TIME WITH ONE OF THE TWO WINNERS OF MY 2k page view contest thing!

    * 186 Deviations kioushan.deviantart.com/galler…
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    * 4,726 Deviation Comments
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Kioushan is an anime artist that incorporates a lot of her own style into her drawings.  SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER THAN ME AT DRAWING.  *ahem*

Here are some of my favourite stuffz by her in no specific order:
kioushan.deviantart.com/art/Me…


kioushan.deviantart.com/art/Ni…


kioushan.deviantart.com/art/Ou…


kioushan.deviantart.com/art/Th…



My favourite things about Kiou's style:
• The eyes are really original.

• *cough* Shirtless guys *cough*

• The art is done by KIOU!  COME ON!  <3

• Great use of space.

• Proportions make sense.

• Hair is always awesome.

• Good at choosing colours.


PS: I fail at features.
T______T  What else should I put here?
It's so...short...  D:  I'm sorry Kiou!

NEWS:  *
I really need to clean up this list...
Does anyone here have an account on MangaBullet?  I just started Beta testing it recently.  Add me if you want.  I'm Shirviu.

Also: 100 theme art challenge?

JEROME GOT ME PHOTOSHOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

And if anyone has some line art for me to colour or a story for me to proofread, I'd love to do it.  ^^

I'm enlisted in the:
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Number of pictures submitted: 169.   *

FRIENDS:   *


CLUBS:  *


FAVOURITE ARTISTS:
rain-cookie faboarts QUEENofSPIDERS for3veryours jugga-lizzle SozokuReed DejiNyucu oki-oki snorf Maracuyass Kaze-Hime Dianae Void-W4lker GemmaBurden chesterocampo Honey-san kawaiikitteny Yuhon emperpep Honey-san Corselia  Winter-Refreshments JohnSu yuina19 yumix shley77 Natsumi-chan150 DanniVanityxxx CaribouRose couldbechristine orjoowan-art

MY WATCHERS:  *
KitCatTurner Vampirella87 Helewidis Set-Su-Na soojinyeh OmiOhMy focusfired mangafan213 Cyantre

Thank you everyone for all your support!  

MY STATUS :
X:. Commissions ~ + open to some +
X:. Suggestions ~ + open to all +
X:. Requests ~ + open to all +
X:. Collaborations ~ + open to all +

CURRENT UNFINISHED PROJECTS :
  + Solo work :   *
X:. Wa Lolita Dress Design ~
Colouring stage.
X:. sally-sockhop also known as Audrizzle's swim meet outfit ~
Need to scan inked version.
X:. Magician girl ~
Inking stage.
X:. Commonwealth short story ~
Submitted the first version that we had two hours to write.
X:. Maryli Fashion Design ~
Inking stage and I touched up the pencil a bit but need to scan that.
X:. Ren-Ai game ~
Learning how to make one.
X:. Operation Bento Box ~
I've started making my own lunch and will be taking pictures of it.  orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c…
X:. Dormant ~
I'm gonna' draw one of my photos - the one called Asleep.  orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c…
X:. Supposed to write a story / poem about my friend Nareya.  lol
X:. Ciel ~
To be digitally coloured for Blueserenade's contest.
X:. Coloured mythological-themed drawing for a contest.
X:. Photography from Spain ~
To be published.
X:. Pokemon comic stuff ~
Scraps to be published, inked and coloured.
X:. knitty.com/ISSUEfall05/PATTbub…
X:. community.livejournal.com/egl/…
X:. Gotta' ink and scan a picture I'm working on in my new style.  May PhotoShop it.

+ Collaborations :
X:. TFS '08 fashion show design ~ Line art by me. orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… Colouring with :

X:. Exploit ~ exploit.smackjeeves.com A web comic with :

In progress.
X:. Xepher bulletin board ~ Designing with :

So far done the background but need to redo part of it.
X:. A full out drawing with a background with :

Preparation stage.
X:. Ren-Ai game ~ Helpers are:

Learning how to make one.
X:. Sekki ~ kigaromaru.deviantart.com/art/… kigaromaru.deviantart.com/art/… kigaromaru.deviantart.com/art/… orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… Colouring by me, line art by:

Not done.  D:
X:. -Touch of Wind- ~ bluefley.deviantart.com/art/To… bluefley.deviantart.com/art/Wi… Colouring by me, line art by:

Need to touch up and finish the pencil sketch. orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c…
X:. Jessica Rabbit ~ orange-fire-demon.deviantart.c… Colouring by me, character concept from Betty Boop, line art by:



* = New additions.
Lists are in no specific order.

Current icon from Natsumi-chan150