A man falls into a hole and injures himself.
A Cartesian kneels down by the hole and says: "How irrational! You should have seen that hole!"
A spiritualist sees him and says: "You must have committed some sin."
A scientist calculates the depth of the hole.
A journalist interviews him on his troubles.
A yogi tells him: "This hole is only in your head, just like your pain."
A doctor throws him two prescriptions of aspirin.
A nurse sits on the side of the hole and cries with him.
A therapist tries to find a reason as to why his parents didn't prepare him for a fall into a hole.
An encouraging speaker tells him: "We can do anything we set our minds to."
An optimist tells him: "You quite possibly could have broken a leg."
A pessimist adds: "And your situation is still at risk of worsening."
Then a child passes by and holds out his arm to help the man out...
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If there is a 50% chance of success, Kiga will fail. If there is a 90% chance of failure, Kiga will succeed.
~~~Σπεωδε βραδεωό~~
Was hard to translate some of the stuff but I'm sure you know exactly what problem I'm talking about.
The words in French...are so much more specific. There are so many synonyms in English but in French there are a lot of words that mean slightly different things. (Curse you 800 Mots.)
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98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your signature!
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98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your signature!
*Bento-Club ~Share-Tutorials *100ThemesChallenge ~TheHarvestMoon
But its so true. 800 mots for the same word. xDD
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If there is a 50% chance of success, Kiga will fail. If there is a 90% chance of failure, Kiga will succeed.
~~~Σπεωδε βραδεωό~~
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I want an Edward!! Where can I get an Edward? Does anyone know?! And if anyone knows where I can get me them HOT Harry Potter actors let me know that too
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